A song written for my oldest niece in 2006 ...
I'm related to Mick Jagger,
But he's not on the phone,
So I settled for my uncle,
Otherwise he'd moan!
But he told me of this feeling ... (oooh oooh)
This cheesy, groovy feeling ... (oooh oooh)
Funky enough to raise the ceiling ... (oooh oooh)
And not the least appealing ... (oooh oooh)
He claims to be a writer,
But I've never seen him write.
I doubt he wrote this himself,
I don't think he's that bright!
[Repeat Chorus]
Our credibility is trashed now,
Our reputation's down the drain,
For he bribed my band to play it,
Much to my utter shame!
[Repeat Chorus]
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